Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I see through liars

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Who are some good social skills therapists in Pompano Beach, Florida?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I can read

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t buy bullshit

I know who the president of Turkey really is

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I actually pay taxes

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I can count

I took the same Oath and took it seriously